I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.