How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.