Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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