There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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