We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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