i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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