im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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