do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
