But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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