They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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