No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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