I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
3 2 1 whiskey
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
