i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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