Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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