dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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