Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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