That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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