So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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