So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
The air taste purple.
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