what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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