Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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