Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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