There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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