is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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