So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Green mimosas i think yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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