: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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