i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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