The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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