Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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