I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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