She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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