Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
