TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.