Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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(862): View more from New Jersey

My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job

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(914): View more from New York

my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip

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(661): View more from California

Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...

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(313): View more from Michigan

First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.

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(503): View more from Oregon

That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO

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(860): View more from Connecticut

One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.

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