would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.