used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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