So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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