I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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