i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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