AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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