piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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