My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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