I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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