He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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