She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
"it" just moved
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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