I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I party with great urgency now.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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