she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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