I think I won the penis lottery.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Randomize
