I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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