PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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