Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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