he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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