I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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