she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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