Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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