I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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